suz: omg what is she doing playing volleyball...wearing THAT
reL: oy what are those gymnastics poses??
reL: there's always one way too tan friend
suz: they're both awkward
reL: she has buck teeth
suz: she's ugly
suz: these 2 are so dumbb
reL: most people on this show are
suz: true true
reL: i guess the statistics are true - if your mom is a teen mom, youre more likely to be one
suz: that's really sad
reL: do they have to draw their muffin tops in the little illustrations? give them a break!
suz: a part time job? really? like that's going ot cut it
reL: at aeropostale
suz: that cat is pretty fat
reL: HAHA it is! she feeds that cat instead of eating herself
suz: that sucks that there is no real beach in MN
reL: they have lakes
reL: who would name their child trenton?!?!
suz: terrible parents
reL: terrible city!!!
suz: they have no idea about trention NJ in MN
suz: these 2 may be some of the dumbest parents
reL: so apparently the whole city is dumb
suz: her mom is really mia
reL: yeah it's weird. i feel like it'd be impossible to lose weight during pregnancy bc even if you eat nothing, the baby is still extra weight
reL: ha there are like pennies in their baby jar
suz: every penny counts!
reL: where are mike's parents?
suz: hmmmmm good point
reL: thats the same bowl they made brownies with
suz: i feel like her friends are getting annoyed with her
reL: this is sad. she needs help.
suz: yes it really is and her mom is so mia
reL: OH NO she couldnt fit in her desk!!!
suz: she actually is really big
reL: HUGE! i bet the anorexia is partly why she's so strange looking. it does bad things to your hair and skin.
suz: i feel like her mom is trying to give excuses for why she's not home for dinner
reL: i feel really bad for her
suz: ME TOO this is really sad
reL: she can still move after they have the baby... if she can save money. it's not like she's close with her mom and her bf isnt in school and doesnt have a real job
suz: yeah but thats not likelyto happen
reL: no prob not but it COULD. why doesnt her mom's bf just go to their house?
suz: i have no idea
reL: her mom is AWFUL. stuff doesnt come gushing out of you bc you took a shower. and if it does, you need to shower more and/or see a doctor.
reL: oh god. c-section? THE PLUNGER! NOOOOOOOOOo
reL: im adding this episode to my list of reasons to not have a baby. EW THROW UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
suz: i like the name preston
suz: she is going to love breastfeeding b/c you stay so skinny
reL: that's a good sized baby's room
suz: apparently no one has told her about the breastfeeding and weight gain
suz: dude the mom doesnt even live there
reL: i know - i feel like she wants the money to buy like beer and possibly drugs
suz: i completely agree. maybe her sketchy bf put her up to this
reL: definitely. like what does she need the money for? she said she doesnt cook so it's not really for groceries.... and she cant need an extra $300 for utilities and cable...
suz: i think this mom is like hands down the worst
reL: worse than barb? worse than caitlynn's mom?
suz: to the baby. this mom is terrible to her grandkid. never sees him, doesnt try to help her daughter. barb and kailtyn's mom are bad to them, not the baby.
reL: no, it's not going to be the same. idiots.
suz: dont they realize thats what happens when ppl go to college anyways.
reL: and you can ditch the friends you dont want anymore lol
reL: omg i thought the mom was going to say she was pregnant
suz: her mom is really really terrible
reL: this is SO weird
suz: she is worse than farrah's mom
reL: OH farrah's mom! oy crazy episode